That is the reviews will be exciting - I can't guarantee that the books will be. Actually, come to think of it, I can't really guarantee that the reviews will be either.
Etta Stark's Best Attempt At An Entertaining Review Of A Book Which May Or May Not (In The Reviewer's Opinion) Be Exciting. ESBAAAEROABWMOMN(ITRO)BE for short.
These are reviews rather than promotional posts so there won't be any blurb or excerpts. There's plenty of that sort of thing on the interwebs already. This is No Holds Barred stuff. Well maybe some holds barred in the interests of good manners and stuff. Wait, is that a wrestling phrase? I've never thought about it before. If you say something is 'no holds barred' are you basically saying that you are happy to metaphorically pin somebody down by their scrotum?
My reviews will operate with a 5 star rating system. The nuances of which are explained below:
Five Stars - Awesome, amazing and fabulous. I want to elope with this book and have its little half-human, half-literature babies.
Four Stars - A great, enjoyable story. I may not want to go 'all the way' with this book but we could be friends. Definitely on one another's Christmas Card lists.
Three Stars - A perfectly readable, good book. Not necessarily something I could get totally excited about - maybe not 'my thing' - but fine.
Two stars - Disappointing, sloppy or kind of boring. Probably something I carried on reading in the hopes that it would improve - only to get to the end and find that it didn't.
One star - Risible nonsense. Stuff this bad I would normally abandon before the end of the book so presumably I only completed this one because all my other e-books suddenly disappeared in some kind of freak Kindle accident. Or maybe I was made to read this book for a bet. Or perhaps I felt that I had sinned in some terrible way and needed to be punished.
|Isabel's Independence||Mariella Starr||****||2 July 2014|
|The Pet Shop||K D Grace||****||6 July 2014|
|Diary of a Submissive||Sophie Morgan||***||8 July 2014|
|Master of Two||Patricia Green and Karin Ito||****||10 July 2014|
|The Coach's Discipline||Katherine Deane||*****||7 August 2014|
|Safe in his Arms||Renee Rose||****||11 August 2014|
|A Taste of Loving Discipline||Abigail Armani||****||18 August 2014|
|How To Be a Woman||Caitlin Moran||***||21 August 2014|
|The Gardener||Rachel de Vine||*****||27 August 2014|
|The Professor's Girl||Renee Rose||*****||14 September 2014|
|Laying Down the Law||Celeste Jones||****||14 September 2014|
|Detention with Professor Black||Dinah McLeod||*****||14 September 2014|
|Educating Marguerite||Kate Richards||****||14 September 2014|
|Three Dark Hours||Maggie Carpenter||*****||14 September 2014|
|Chemistry of Attraction||Thianna D||*****||10 October 2014|
|The New Rules||Ellen Fein and Sherrie Schneider||*||13 October 2014|
|Daddy's Game||Normandie Alleman||*****||19 October 2014|
|His Forever Summer||Tara Finnegan||****||3 December 2014|
|A Brush of Violet||Corinne Alexander||****||3 December 2014|
|The One She Loves||Constance Masters||*****||3 December 2014|
|Chasing Delia||Aubrey Cara||****||29 December 2014|
|Life's Unexpected Gifts||Livia Grant||****||4 February 2015|
|Have Paddle Will Travel||Maren Smith||*****||4 February 2015|
|A Perfect Partnership||Raynna Jamison/td>||****||4 February 2015|
|Mob Mistress||Renee Rose||*****||26 March 2015|
|Tell Me||Ashe Barker||****||25 October 2015|