Read it now to catch up with a shedload of characters from previous Corbin's Bend books and see in what funny, dramatic, sexy, heartbreaking or totally-fucking-kinky ways they choose to spend Valentines Day.
|All Valentines! All Corbins! All Bend!|
Just so we're clear, by the way, that title isn't a euphemism for anything. Or at least not as far as I'm aware.
I don't know if it is just me but does 'Love In the Rockies' sound like it's something Ray Winstone says in some brutal East End London gangster movie?
Ray Winstone [growling]: "You want love, do you sunshine?"
[Ray Winstone's addressee - some kind of minor drug lord with ideas above his station who is already gagged and terrified - merely nods.]
Ray Winstone: "Awlright me old china. I'll give you Love" [Punch!] "In!" [Punch!] "The!" [Punch!] "Rockies!" [Punch to testicles!]
[Gagged man falls forward. End of scene.]
|Definitely NOT those kind of books. Just so we're clear.|
Well, this boxset is bound to provide. What with having Constance Masters, Thianna D, Kate Richards, Kathryn R Blake and Ruth Staunton as its writers. (And me, of course. Don't forget me.)
This is a bunch of writers who can provide the very best kind of 'Me Party' to their readers.
|Just give moi a moment. I was reading 'Love in the Rockies'|
“Right that’s it, young lady. Bend over the bed. I think you definitely do need a spanking after all.”
Logan spun Kirsty round so she was facing the bed. He swept the pile of junk he had deposited there to one side and pushed Kirsty’s back gently so that she bent face first over the duvet. Kirsty looked back over her shoulder at him. “You’re not really going to use the paddle, are you Logan?” Her voice had a note of panic in it.
Logan stroked her back. “No. Don’t worry. This isn’t a punishment spanking. I’m just trying to keep you in line.” He flipped up her short skirt and then hooking his thumbs into her panties, pulled them down to her knees.
Kirsty yelped as the first swat hit her backside. Even when he spanked her in play, Logan always spanked hard.I hope you go check out the whole collection. In fact I expect you to. You know your duty. Get to it.
|Actually, I can't remember why I was googling "Two Ronnies Worm That Turned".|
But I may as well keep this picture here, anyway. Because, you know, reasons. And thighs.
Here are all the stories in the collection. Let me know your opinions in the comments section. I may even interrupt my 'Me Party' in order to comment back.
Valentine's Surprise by Constance Masters
Erin and Zach have had a busy but happy year. Her loving husband has promised her an amazing Valentine’s Day weekend. Will the surprise be the best she's ever gotten? Or will this particular white elephant gift go down as the worst Valentine's Day gift in the history of bad gifts?
Roy & Teri's Staycation by Kate Richards
Roy and Teri Simms are finally going to take their vacation and renew their romance! With their adopted son Ben safely stowed with neighbors for a week, they are taking a romantic cruise to the Caribbean and this time Teri is on board with the plan. But one thing after another happens to keep them from leaving town. Will they still be able to find any time to try out all the new toys? Or will the constant interruptions result in spanking interruptus?
Past Interference by Kathryn R. Blake
When Jerry Douglas asks Elly Benson to marry him, he wants their ceremony to be as close to Valentine's Day as possible. Though Elly tearfully accepts Jerry's proposal without hesitation, as she readies herself for her second wedding, the doubts and misgivings of any new bride-to-be are exacerbated by the abuse she suffered during her first marriage. Though she's lived with Jerry for four months now, and been subject to his discipline more than once, her first husband had been kind and careful with her, too, in the beginning. At least until she vowed to love, honor and obey him. Will they get to their I-dos, or will Elly’s past interfere just when things are going good?
The Perfect Housewife by Etta Stark
Kirsty Beale may be less wild and destructive than she used to be but she's still a long way off from being the perfect housewife. Since moving in with her boyfriend Logan - and spending time with Logan's very traditional family - Kirsty has begun to worry that she isn't the traditional homemaker that Logan would like her to be. Will Valentine’s Day be the perfect opportunity to let Logan enjoy the pleasures of having a perfect old-fashioned wife - if only for one night?
Unexpected Surprises by Ruth Staunton
For their first Valentine's Day in Corbin's Bend, Grant Taylor is determined to do something special for his wife Lainie. Lainie, however, has plans of her own. When Grant insists she cut back on her heavy load, she agrees under protest. But when the time comes to fulfill that agreement, she changes her mind and decides Grant is being unreasonable. She determines to chaperone the dance anyway and deal with Grant later. Unfortunately, Lainie's plan doesn't work out quite like she intended it to and she is in for quite a few unexpected surprises.
Knowing What She Needs by Thianna D.
While Charmagne Kendle loves Brent Carmichael to pieces, his innate need to help others is a thorn in her side. Especially on Valentine’s Day. When she wakes up to find him gone, it puts her in a really bad mood, one that just gets darker by the hour. Once Brent calms her down with a spanking and a night of passionate lovemaking, he gives her the best gift she ever could have received. Just when things get on an even keel again, help is needed from the man she loves. Char has a choice to make: Accept it willingly. Or Detonate. One decision controls their future. Will she make the right one this Valentine’s Day?